GENERAL CARTMAN - A game by BEAMER

-----HOW TO PLAY-----

Okay, folks. This is a war game - sp style. You start off by picking either a
one player game or a two player game.

-----TWO PLAYER GAME-----

This is a deathmatch. It's player one vs player two in a gunfight. The first 
person to get shot loses.

You can choose from 3 different battles -
Each battle has it's own battleground.

CARTMAN vs KENNY - Genetics lab
STAN vs KYLE - School
TWEEK vs STARVIN' MARVIN - Army base
(secret) BEAMER 1 vs BEAMER 2 - Beach

Each player has their own different weapon. 
CARTMAN: Rocket launcher
KENNY: Shotgun
STAN: Grenades
KYLE: Throwing knives
TWEEK: Chaingun
STARVIN' MARVIN: Pistol
(secret) BEAMER 1: Laser
(secret) BEAMER 2: Laser


The controls are:

PLAYER ONE: 
Directional arrow buttons: Walk
CTRL: Shoot

PLAYER TWO
T,G,F,H: Walk
SHIFT: Shoot

Player one controls Cartman, Stan & Tweek
Player two controls Kenny, Kyle & Starvin' Marvin

-----ONE PLAYER GAME-----

In a one player game, player one controls Cartman. The controls are the same
as in a two-player game (see above). The further you get, the better your guns 
get. You must pick up guns, collect health and kill the North Park army. 

Your lives are in the bottom left corner of the screen. If you lose all of 
your  lives, it's game over. The better your guns get, the better the North 
Park army gets.

For mission 1,3 and 5 -in the top left corner, you will see a compass. Follow 
the direction that the arrow points, and you'll be going the right way.

At the start of each mission, you'll see an "info screen" which tells you info 
about whats happened (North park commandos, South Park commandos, password, 
next mission, ect.)

Once you've passed all 5 missions, you will have to destroy North Park's base 
& assasinate their general (Derick Fartman)to win. Then you'll get the 
password for a secret multi-player level.

-----MISSIONS-----
Mission 1: Typical shootin game. Run around, pick up guns and life, kill 
stuff. A classic.
Mission 2: Ever played Space Invaders before? Well now you have.
Mission 3: Go in a tank, and blow everything to smitherines. Run over guys, 
dodge landmines, get tanks before they get you, and stay away from the
triple turrets.
Mission 4: This mission is like a platform game. Dodge fire, tennis balls, 
swamp goop and bad guys. Once you find the boat, get in it and dodge the
flaming logs. Sorry, but you can't shoot in the entire mission.
Mission 5: Like mission 1, but harder.
Boss: Here's a tip for the boss: Stay away from everything.

-----BUGS-----
Here are a few bugs you may encounter during the game:
1. When you die, and start a new game - You'll start off with no lives
2. In 2 player, you can get stuck between things
3. On mission 3 - there's a frame that goes really slow.

-----CREDITS-----
I can't be stuffed typing them again. Once you pass the game, wait a minute
at the ending screen to see the credits.

-----DISCLAIMER-----
This game is in no way associated with Comedy Central. 

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Well, that's pretty much it. I hope you enjoy my game. 

GENERAL CARTMAN, by BEAMER GAMES, 2000.  